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first kiss (egobang)

dadvans:

“No man I seriously don’t care.” Arin shrugs on his jacket while Dan gets the lights. It’s annoyingly chilly for Los Angeles in spring, and if Arin heard someone say something stupid about not wanting to live in L.A. because they would miss “seasons,” he would probably sock them right in the jaw.

“You say that now but like when it comes time to you know, kiss a dude?” Dan replies coming up behind him to grab his own coat. They’re standing so close in the dark, the only light in the office an eerie blue glow from the computer monitors on the other side of the room. Arin’s mouth goes dry when he can only make out the sharp curve on Dan’s jaw, the long line of him with concave curves that fit perfectly against Arin’s own.

Arin feels brave in the dark.

“I would kiss you right now if you let me,” he says, fingers reaching out to grab the hem of Dan’s jacket, leather soft and familiar. “Lay one on me.”

“No!” Dan laughs when he says it and playfully pushes at Arin’s chest.

“Why not, man?” Arin says, wheedling his way closer. Dan looks up at the ceiling, smile big enough Arin can make it out in the dark. He’s probably rolling his eyes. “C'mere, give daddy some sugar.”

“Gross,” he says as Arin traces his hands up to grab his face and turn it towards his own. “C'mon man, this isn’t fucking funny.”

“Gonna kiss those dirty words right outta your mouth,” Arin says, and when he says it, their faces are close enough that he’s able to catch the exact moment that Dan realizes Arin isn’t fucking with him.“

“Huh,” Dan says, and Arin goes in for the kill.

Arin always thought if he and Dan ever kissed it would be a joke kiss, slobbery and mouths open enough to put on a really nasty spectacle. This isn’t that; its soft and gentle, curious, Arin’s moustache tickling under Dan’s nose in a way that makes him smile, so Arin can maybe slip him a little tongue. Dan’s hands wind around to slip into Arin’s back pockets and pull them closer together, and they sway in the darkness like two clumsy teens in a closet.

“See,” Arin says when he forces himself away, trying to sound like the coolest goddamn cucumber in town. “Was that terrible?”

“Hairy,” Dan complains. “But you got those ladylike hips so I could just pretend you were a really hairy woman.”

“Fuck you!” Arin laughs, hitting him in the chest gently and pushing himself away to finally leave.

“Hey, I just kissed a dude,” Dan says, following him. “So if you don’t watch your language, I might.”

W O A H

regalrainy:

Okay, I was watching different game grumps series, and among them (for some reason) happened to be Shadow The Hedgehog.

AND, IN PART 9, ARIN LITERALLY FLAT OUT SAYS TO DAN, “You’re handsome. I love you.”

AND THERE’S TOTAL SILENCE FOR A FEW SECONDS.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN ANYONE MENTION THIS?????

(for anyone who wants to hear it, it happens at 7:26 in Part 9 of Shadow The Hedgehog)

arin and danny’s laughs reblog if you agree

(Source: ivegotonefriend)

My mom said Danny is hot

dragonfly-mary:

Reblog if you agree with my mom